Comedy Bewafa Shayari Ekdam latest - Jalane ki bewafa shayari

Jaagne ki bhi aur jagaane ki bhi aadat hojaye,
Kaash tujhko kisi Shayar se mohabbat hojaye,
Dur ham kitne dinou se hai, kabhi ye ghaur kiya,
Phir na kehna jab amanat me khayanat hojaye

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X-ray dekh ke fauran surgeon ne kaha
tere bheje me bhi ehsaas ka kaanta nikla
husn waloun ne bada jam ke kiya hai pathraau
tere sar pe to bohot saara rafoo ka kaam nikla

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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyaan aur inke Dulhe..

Teen ladkiyoun ke beech shaadi ke topic pe baat chalrahi thi
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Pehli boli mai uske ghar jaongi jo surat aur seerat me ekta hoga,
Dusri boli mai uske ghar jaongi jiski job badi aur kumba chota hoga,
Teesri boli mai uske ghar jaongi jiski ghar UPS laga hoga,

Comedy Shayari Husband wife

Fankaar hum hai , zahen ki unchi udaan hai
Dunya ye jaanti hai hamari jo shaan hai
begum kaho ki kahan tak bura bhala hume
bas chup raho hamare mu me bhi zabaan hai

Shaadi ki shayari - Budhape ki shayari

Shaadi ki lazatoun ko main pehchaan to gaya
Armaan dil me jo tha wo armaan to gaya
Aankho ki roshni, daantau ki quwat aur sukoon-e-dil
ab mai bhi jaane wala hu..samaan to gaya

Mohabbat ne uda diye hai mere hosh o hawaaz

Kabhi sahen (aangan) kabhi chat pe jakar dhoondta hoon
khud apni rakhi hui shay (cheez) bhula ke dhoondta hoon
Mohabbat ne uda diye hai mere hosh o hawaaz
Main apne chashme ko chasma lagake dhoondta hoon.

Lajawaab shayari for susraal ki dastaan

Diwaangi-e-shouq ka aalam hai kuch ajeeb
hasil hai na rehnuma na koi humsafar naseeb
khata hu me thokarein sare kuchaye habeeb
hairat ki baat ye hai ke susraal ke khareeb

Shaadi ke baad ka haal - Funny shayari - comedy shayari

6 mahine me hi ye haal kiya hai biwi ne
saal bhar baad to shayad hum khayaloun me mile
istarah rakhti hai hume wo dabakar ghar me
jistarah sukhe hue phool kitaboun me mile

Shaadi ke funny sher o shayari sms

Na bangla na Tv na Picutre Cinema
na saving account aur na jeevan ka bima
sub jaante hai jawaan ladkoun ki chahat kya hai
arey... kuch aur nahi bas har roz ho Valima valima

Sasuraal Shayari - Shaadi ki Shayari - Husband sms - kitni kanjooshi pe aamaada hai susraal mera,

kitni kanjooshi pe aamaada hai susraal mera,raaz ki baat batate hue dar lagta hai,aise kamarey me sulate hai wo mujhko,paaon phailaou to diwaar ko sar lagta hai

Shaadi Shayari - Shaadi Sms - Wedding shayari - murge ki taang kha gaye shaadi me sarey dost

kapdoun ke aab-o-taab dikhane me rehgaya,
kuch khoobsoortoun ko mai lubhane me rehgaya,
murge ki taang kha gaye shaadi me sarey dost,
mai dostoun se haat milane me rehgaya.

Best Husband Wife FIGHT Shayari 2015

Bhale hi na chalpaye ghar baar mera,
zabaan apni lekin khoob chalati hai begum,

Usey kya zarurat burqe ki yaro
double tahe makeup lagati hai begum,

Shuru me kamar, sar (head), aur peeth (back),
phir baad me gala dabati hai begum

raqam roz batwe se hoti hai gayab
kamAAyi se meri kamati hai begum,

halaq me atak jaati hai jaan meri
jab aankhon ko apne ghumati hai begum

Ajab nahi hai to tukka bhi teer hojaye - Future Husband Shayari

Mumkin hai Matchis ki tilli  bhi teer hojaye
phatey jo doodh to paneer hojaye
mawaliyoun ko na dekha karo hiqarat ki nazar se
na jaane kounsa gunda kal wazeer hojaye

khud 30 baras ka hai, aur dulhan 60 baraski - Comedy Shayari - Joke shayari

Wo Taqdeer ka khota hai, aur muqaddar se lada hai
dunya osey kehti hai ke wo chalaak bada hai
khud 30 baras ka hai, aur dulhan 60 baraski
girti hui deewar ke saaye me khada hai

Henpecked husband Shayari sms

Kuch istarah hai meri wife ki kahani
Jissey match hoti hai meri Bike ki kahani
Jab nayi thi to aacha service deti thi
Ab sirf Kharcha karati hai, jabse hui hai puraani.

Ek ladki pe nigahein tehri thi

Ek ladki pe nigahein tehri thi
aankhein uski jheel se bhi gehri thi
thak gaya mai usey I love you kehte kehte
baad me pata chala., wo kamini to behri thi....

Funny Shayari For Girlfriends

Aawaaz aapki hai mere dil ki ringtone
kaan aapke hai jaise mere headphones
kabhi na karna switch off apna cell phone
warna kardenge aapko under DANGER ZONE

Comedy shayari

Toote hue dil ka tuney murrabba banadiya,

Mere gharko tune kachre ka dabba banadiya,

shaadi karke sirf3 mahine hi hue..

kis hisaab se tuney mujhe ABBA banadiya

Agar masjid me ladkiyaan namaaz padhne aati to

Agar masjid me ladkiyaan namaaz padhne aati to
dunya ki saari masjidein har waqt bhari hui hoti
Aur mere khayaal se to aap..to..masjid ke IMAAM hi bangaye hote..

Ye Aasman, Ye Fizaye

Ye Aasman

Ye Fizaye

Ye Hawaye

Ye Ghataye

Ye Barish

Chikh-Chikh kar keh rahi hai-

subha ho gayi hai

Ab to Naha Lo

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