Hey Friends,
After a long time, I wanna share with you the most Hillarious comedy shayari of hyderabad ! yes you heard it right, Hyderabad is famous for 2 things 1) Biryani 2) Charminar where Hyderabadi Language is born. Hyderabadi language has unique slang and people in hyderabad are really awesome.., here we go the fresh hyderabadi shayari with Hyderbadi Salary increment letter just for you !.
Hasi deke nakko rula....
Yaad karke nakko Bhula....
Teri yaadon mein mai zinda rehtau ki nai ki
Maaki kirkiri yadoun ko Baigan mein nakko mila !
Funny Hyderabadi Salary Application Letter
Respected Sir,
3 mahine se bolrou tanqa badao bolke. Samajh mein nai aara re tere ku ? Kutte ka dimag hai kya re tera? Seedha bole toh sunra kaiku nai? apan acha AC mein baithke pottiyo se din bhar chatting karte rehta , hum logaa jhak maarke dhoopo mein Phir phir ke teri company ko faida karate, aur tu bole to kanjoosh mardwadi tanqa badane ku mar jaate rehta. Aqqal hai re haule tere ku?
Agar hum logaa poore milke hadtaal kardiya na beta toh tereku chakle lag jaate beta, samjha? Ghadey ku bhi 2 baar bole toh samajh jata uney tu to usse bi battar hai kya re..?,
Parsu wo client aake refund karo bola toh paikhane mein chupjata , agar main bol deta usku to office meich hai bolke, to tereku langa karke maarta tha uney. Jaane do bolke taras khaake baat ku confidential rakha toh to sir pe chad jara. Tere ku kya hai re saale, agar accountant chaaha toh tereku malum b nai hota kitte paise aare kitte jaare so. Une bichaara hisaab kitaab sahi sahi karra bolke tere ku sahi sahi paise aajare.
Tu ruk beta, thode din dekhtou khali ab.., uske baad tere ghar mein siplaka our menduka laake chhod detou. bauran bauran phiringa jab tu. Arey kabse bolrou increment karo bolke, 4 saal se 1 ich tanqa pe kaam karara. Sauda suloof itta mehenga hogaya maaki kirkiri! tereku to acha Reliance fresh se tarkari aajati, hamare ku woich bandi pe jaake 1 katta palak diyo ek katta pudina uske saath thodi hari mirchi free me daldo bolna padta.
Kaiku staff ki baddua lera re,, arey sunre kaminey..zaleel.kutte haraamzaade, harami kamine... kaiku itta G me dam karra re? Sun na re nai to..ek kaam kar re bhai.. pooroun ki nai toh nai, khali meri tanqa to bhi bada dere, main kisku b nai boltou...pakka 100% nai boltau re bhai... agar abibi nai badhaya tanqa - agar - tu- to dekh beta.. tu to gaya ...samjaha.? apni sankri phiri to tera wo haal kartau to soch bhi nai sakta..
Kuch nai khaali... photoshop mein jaake teri our apne office ki aaya ki ghalat salat pic edit karke notice board pe lagadetau, Aur 1 copy teri biwi ku b bhej detou. Tera susra leader hai so malum mere ko, biwi ku photo mil gayi toh aisa maarne lagati uney, is waaste bolrou sharafat se meri tanqa badha de. Time nai hai mere paas, 2 din k andar ander agar mere ku promotion aur increment ka letter nai aaya na, to dekh beta, teri gadi puncture karke tank mein shakkar daal detou.
AGar Gussey me kuch zyada boldiya to kuch samajh nakko.. lite leke, meri application ko serious le --- nai to tu ICU ke ward me Serious dikhinga..
Thank you!
Yours Sincerely
Hyderabadi Nawaab
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