Brain & Heart Lovely Joke

Boyfriend : Darling..Mujhe apne Brain me rakho dil me nahi

Girlfriend : How Funny, Dil me kyun nahi ....?

Boyfriend : kyunki aapka dil ka house bilkul full hai aur brain bilkul khaali hai, zyada khali jaga jaha zyada aaraam waha..

Ek ladki bus stop pe khadi thi,

Ek ladki bus stop pe khadi thi,
Ek ladka bike bhagate uske samne aya, bike slow ki dono ek dusre ko dekhe
Phir wo ladka bike bhagake kuch dur chalagaya..aur wapis aya.. ladki se pucha
Boy: pehchana mujhe
Girl: nahi..kon ho tum
Boy: abhi to gaya saamne se gaya na

Ladkoun se Guzarish hai ke...

Most Beatiful line Written outside A Beaty PARLOUR

Ladkoun se Guzarish hai ke...

Parlour se bahar nikalne wali ladkiyou ko dekh kar seeti mat bajayi ye.,, wo aapki Daadi (grandmother) bhi hosakti hai..

:-)