Funny Shayari for friends - Aapke paas dimaag hai ?
Aapke paas dimag hai..chalta nahi alag baat hai...
Aap smart hai, koi manta nahi hai alag baat hai...
Aap shareef hai..lagta nahi alag baat hai...
Kaafi izzat hai apki,.......koi karta nahi alag baat hai. ;)
Babli – Teacher Teacher! ‘Bus’ Male hai ya Female?
ReplyDelete(Teacher thinks ‘such a cute question’
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-Teacher *, Teacher It’s Female.
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.
Teacher got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote?
Teacher more tense…
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki SabUs Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty’s final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hain.
Teacher Behosh! :